this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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