that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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