Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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