Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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