Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
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Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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