morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
false alarm. still invincible.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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