Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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