But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
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