i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
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literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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