Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Houston, we have a blender
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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