that's an acceptable place to lick
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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