Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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