Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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