CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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