those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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