If that was your dad, he is hot
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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