We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I need moral support for this bender
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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