He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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