Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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