? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Who did Billy Mays play for?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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