I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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