He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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