Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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