the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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