Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
