plz talk dirty to me
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
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he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
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I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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