Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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