pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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