it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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