Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
