But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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