Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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