kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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