what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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