How'd it feel making her break her religion?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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