At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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