K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
she told me i tasted like america
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
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He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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