White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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