you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
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Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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