If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
