would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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