Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
zippers are such a cool invention
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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