is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
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I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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