Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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