I just made out with a guy for $7.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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