Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
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well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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