The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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