NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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