doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
When are your genitals available?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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