if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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