im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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