Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
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Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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