she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
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Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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