I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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