are you still at the devil's house?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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