This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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