i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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