he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Randomize
