I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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