Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
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SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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