I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would